I am going to try to find or create a remedy to each of these incidents. I believe in justice and I can't stand assholes. And I'm going to link to their sites with the word asshole in the hope that, someday, google will list them all under the word asshole.
- Positive Discipline: Assholes
I don't have an answer. I am a huge loser and am looking for one. But you are an asshole to charge me for one. If you have a huge general solution for the world, you should publish it for the sake of humanity. It's hard for people to be disciplined. You are bad people.
Why are so many "self-help" people assholes? Diet people are assholes, too.
I think it's cause there aren't any answers you haven't heard. This page of quotes on discipline probably contains the biggest secrets you'll ever hear.
- Piano Wizard: Learn How to Play Sheet Music: Assholes
Oh, I'm working on a remedy for this one. I hate you for charging for software that I want and for making a crappy rendition of an idea I came up with two years ago and haven't had the means to implement in all this time. I hate how crappily you made it, that you made it for WINDOWS only, and how you charge and charge and overCHARGE for it. But most of all, you ASSHOLES are NOT philanthropists. Charging out the ass for crappy software is NOT philanthropy.
I'll fix you, you bastards. Look for a FREE, OPEN SOURCE version of their software here soon. Patented technology, my ass.
- Domain Name Sales: Assholes
"We take your name seriously." You bet your ass they do; only, they forgot the punctuation. "We take your name—seriously!"
They think of a name that you are likely to buy and they buy it first and hold it hostage. If you don't pay an exorbitant price to them for their ingenuity, then nobody gets anything useful out of that domain name. Friendly, right? No, they're assholes. That's why they're on this page.
These guys are assholes, too. They reserve names that have been queried via whois, since they are likely to be purchased. These people are parasites and (again) fall under the general term (see title of this page).